I feel like Voldemort truly is the ultimate socially awkward penguin.
Try to rule the world -> Thwarted by 1 yr old
Plan a dastardly scheme to return -> Spend one year attached to the back of a face
Use a gigantic poisonous snake as a weapon -> Defeated by a hat
Brag to Harry Potter about how great you are -> He feels sorry for you
Open locket which contains a piece of Voldemort’s soul -> Also contains porn
Finally kill Harry Potter -> Oh wait…
Finally acquire Elder Wand -> it actually belongs to a seventeen year old.
Become Lord Voldemort -> Harry calls you ‘Tom’.
Open Chamber of Secrets -> only kill Myrtle.
Take over the Ministry and all of England -> get defeated by schoolchildren. again.
maybe think twice before sitting in front of me at the movies
Zac zoned out during an interview.